jay eazy mega man going viral feels crazy to me because he’s from my area like i’ve been to the mall in that video more than once and my friend has actually met him. i’m 1 degree of separation from him
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Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"
Don’t mind me. Just adding a little screenshot of the update, in case the link breaks:
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Al Jazeera statement on cyberattacks targeting website, broadcasting (15:10 GMT)
Al Jazeera media network has been subjected to an unprecedented surge of cyberattacks aimed at crippling its website and broadcasting capabilities, while covering the war on Gaza.
These attacks are some of the most severe and intense that the network has encountered.
The teams at Al Jazeera working to mitigate these attacks have uncovered that a significant portion of them are originating from IP addresses connected to entities actively engaged in the ongoing conflict.
Additionally, certain IP addresses have been found to be employing tactics to conceal their true origins.
The nature of these cyberattacks is persistent and well coordinated, evidently with the intention to cause substantial disruption.
They demonstrate a systematic and methodical approach, coupled with the use of sophisticated techniques.
Al Jazeera Media Network maintains its legal right to seek out and hold accountable those responsible for these deliberate and targeted cyberattacks.
do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad
no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max’s eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that’s feminist because she’s a girl dragon. what about fiona’s sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i’ve had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday
So I’m in the garderobe at the ye olde market wherein I toil wiping my hands minding my own business, and I notice this maiden scowling at me. Note I’m wearing my hair in a medieval pageboy style and have a ‘seize the ogre’ tunic on. So I’m like
“make thy quarrel known wench”
And she just says
“Are you a fucking farqiona?”
and she started screaming like some wilde beaft at me so I was like 'stay thy tongue!’ and her mother runs in and says 'verily let it be known the lord farquaad and the princess are to be wed!’ and had.her thrown in the stocks for all of duloc to see her shame. And bought for me a whole suckling pig to apologise. a like, most merry day indeed
Welcome to my no-good fucked-up mind. This is what happens when you try to let your baby grow up to be a cowboy in the modern age, they become a gamer. (( I am jester, rudeboy memer ))). the most renowned crypt-fascist this side of the Snake River (crypt fascism is where I believe that undead should be strictly managed to reduce undead-related injuries.)
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